- Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
- Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
- Prospective client: Yes.
- Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
Client from Hell.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
— Winston Churchill (via hannahcousins)
A fun conversation about Captain Planet.
- me: simon jefferis, he's our hero.
- me: gonna take pollution down to zero
- Simon is offline.
making sense
- Simon: its weird. we use photoshop to edit photos. THATS IT. thats why its photoshop. haha i used that and illustrator for everything
- me: makes sense
- Simon: YOU MAKE SENSE
- me: we make sense
- me: together
- me: f o r e v e r
- Simon is offline.
The Australian party kid. Is this for real?
I’ve had this saved as a draft for ages. Superb rugby commentary from England V Australia.
Cannot Be Unseen of the Day
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This is a 99% sold out auditorium at my place of work. Joyful and triumphant.
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