STEVEN John BOND since 1984

Client from Hell.

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:09:25 +0000

Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.

"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:02:06 +0000

“We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.”

- Winston Churchill (via hannahcousins)

A fun conversation about Captain Planet.

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:56:29 +0000

me: simon jefferis, he's our hero.
me: gonna take pollution down to zero

Simon is offline.

Star Wars status updates.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:11:00 +0000

Star Wars status updates.

making sense

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:06:21 +0000

Simon: its weird. we use photoshop to edit photos. THATS IT. thats why its photoshop. haha i used that and illustrator for everything
me: makes sense
Simon: YOU MAKE SENSE
me: we make sense
me: together
me: f o r e v e r

Simon is offline.

116bpm: via boston the only way to travel… Gotta love Boston...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:10:31 +0000

116bpm:

via boston

the only way to travel…

Gotta love Boston Big Picture.

The Australian party kid. Is this for real?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:31:05 +0000

The Australian party kid. Is this for real?

I’ve had this saved as a draft for ages. Superb rugby...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:34:51 +0000

I’ve had this saved as a draft for ages. Superb rugby commentary from England V Australia.

thedailywhat: Cannot Be Unseen of the Day [via.]

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:57:08 +0000

thedailywhat:

Cannot Be Unseen of the Day

[via.]

This is a 99% sold out auditorium at my place of work. Joyful...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:54:07 +0000

This is a 99% sold out auditorium at my place of work. Joyful and triumphant.

i can't stand drawing in illustrator. makes my drawings look weird.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:38:06 +0000

(via bbones)

What is it that you use?

The £4bn teenage trickster

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:31:05 +0000

The £4bn teenage trickster:

This guy just phoned up my friend’s video production company but got sussed out. The police are on to him - what a story!

Would I be the ultimate nerd if I wore my family Coat of Arms?...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:41:07 +0000

Would I be the ultimate nerd if I wore my family Coat of Arms? Probably.

leechapman: “This image renders the 1,200 chapters and 31,000...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:53:16 +0000

leechapman:

“This image renders the 1,200 chapters and 31,000 verses of the King James Bible into visual form. The bars on the bottom represent the chapters of the Holy Book; the lengths correspond to the number of verses in each chapter. Each of the 63,779 arcs represents a cross-reference, in which a passage alludes to figures or ideas from an earlier one, while the distance between the two passages determines the color of the arc. This infographic was developed by a computer science doctoral student at Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh and a Lutheran pastor in Germany.”
-http://discovermagazine.com/2009/sep/24-what-is-this-spirograph-2.0

I’m sure most will have seen this already but isn’t this just amazing? For God’s wisdom to have flown from when he spoke light to the earth… to the prophets, sinners and followers in his Word…to sending Jesus to die for us all…for the wisdom of the disciples that never lost hope and spread the message of Jesus Christ… to the scholars who compiled God’s Word… to translators and to the genius who knew there was something more to God’s Word than it being the best-selling book in the world.

thedailywhat: Life-Altering Device of the Day: “The Sharing...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:41:43 +0000

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Device of the Day: “The Sharing Watch” by Korean design studio MAEZM.

Traditional analog wristwatch with a forward-facing display to ease time sharing between two individuals.

[via.]

The Top 25 One Man Armies

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:31:04 +0000

The Top 25 One Man Armies

marinakayy: (via ventisette) I didn’t realize it was a D until...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:08:07 +0000

marinakayy:

(via ventisette)

I didn’t realize it was a D until about a year or so ago. Slow, much?

Disnep

"Ernie is not dying of AIDS; Ernie is not dying of leukemia. Ernie is a puppet."

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:48:32 +0000

““Ernie is not dying of AIDS; Ernie is not dying of leukemia. Ernie is a puppet.””

- Rumors and urban legends regarding Sesame Street

"Turn your eyes from me; they overwhelm me."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:12:44 +0000

“Turn your eyes from me; they overwhelm me.”

- King Solomon

Best Christmas film? Every year without fail. (via lovegifs)

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:35:07 +0000

Best Christmas film?

Every year without fail.

(via lovegifs)